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RedEagle 02-06-2004 03:12 PM
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Eusebio the Plane
For all those travelling this summer to Portugal for Euro04, and flying TAP, make sure you inquire about the new plane named Eusebio.
TAP has announced that they have named one of their newer planes ( ya know the 1968 models with the propellers and water landing gear) EUSEBIO in honor of the great player and of Euro 04.
Eusebio was stoked. He proclaimed the following in tears:
" First, my 150 children, then a monumental statue, now a plane. What more can brotha ask for??"
Flo 02-06-2004 03:20 PM
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Re: Eusebio the Plane
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Originally posted by RedEagle
" First, my 150 children, then a monumental statue, now a plane. What more can brotha ask for??"
A little gin and juice.
Pila 02-06-2004 03:21 PM
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Actually, TAP renews their fleet more often than most airlines. Tap has a very small fleet comparing to the number of destinations. This mean their planes spend less time on the ground than most, which means they must recycle their plane sooner than most.
Betcha none of you knew that, nor care.
… forca eusebio… er sumtin
Pila 02-06-2004 03:39 PM
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In other news:
story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...te_postcard&e=5Quote:
Postcard for Girl Arrives 48 Years Later
Fri Feb 6,10:37 AM ET
DAVENPORT, Iowa - A postcard mailed to a 7-year-old girl in a hospital has arrived — almost 48 years after she died of an inoperable brain tumor.
Marilyn DeVrieze said her niece, Sharon Kaye Thiele, treasured a special pair of red shoes and was even photographed for a newspaper story with the shoes when she spent about 3 months in Moline Public Hospital in 1956-57 before she died of the tumor.
People from across America mailed cards to the youngster when she was a patient at the hospital, DeVrieze of Rock Island, Ill., said.
"She got a lot of cards from all over," DeVrieze said.
One of those cards addressed to the eldest daughter of Vernon and Lois Thiele of Moline, Ill., mailed Nov. 6, 1956, from Portland, Ore., arrived Tuesday, nearly 48 years too late.
The card was discovered by Trinity Medical Center employees, and DeVrieze picked it up Wednesday when she learned it existed.
Marilyn was newly married to Frank DeVrieze and living in Rock Island when her niece fell ill.
"She was beautiful, and very smart," DeVrieze said.
Humbird 02-06-2004 03:45 PM
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I looked at the title of this thread and thought it was about a new children's book "Eusebio the Plane"
Freddie 02-06-2004 03:53 PM
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Does Eusebio enjoy a nice fried squirell every now and then?
Pila 02-06-2004 04:01 PM
________________________________________He's more into furry felines...
Humbird 02-06-2004 04:08 PM
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That's it. I'm naming my squirrel "Eusebio"
RedEagle 02-06-2004 04:13 PM
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Originally posted by Pila
In other news:
story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...te_postcard&e=5 Why are you hijacking my Eusebio thread with the inefficiencies of the US Postal Service?
Humbird 02-06-2004 04:14 PM
________________________________________Yeah, Pila. Speak up.
Pila 02-06-2004 04:20 PM
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Originally posted by RedEagle
Why are you hijacking my Eusebio thread with the inefficiencies of the US Postal Service?
Just adding to the trifle of your thread, sorry.
Loco 02-06-2004 04:21 PM
________________________________________He's pulling an F1, obviously.
Freddie 02-06-2004 04:24 PM
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Back in college I dated the daughter to the Paraguayan Ambassador to the US. I took a trip down there with her and her family. The big deal was that the national airline bought a new (used) plane and this was the inaugural flight from Miami to Ausuncion. I guess with all the years the statute of limitations on being a good guest has run out, so let me say, that was one junk-ass DC-8 circa 1965 or whatever it was.
I had such a roaring good time on the trip that her Hitleresque mom decided I should pack it up and split back to los Estados Unidos after one week instead of the scheduled two. She knew my goal was to deflower her sweet little sheltered daughter. Score Mom-1 Fred-0. I got to play in a game in the city league though, they put me in the lineup on a team of national policemen.
RedEagle 02-06-2004 04:26 PM
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Originally posted by Pila
Just adding to the trifle of your thread, sorry.
My thread is based on fact, and synonymous with the themes of this forum.
Just cause you can't find the humour of naming a plane Eusebio, doesn't mean others can't.
That is all.
Loco 02-06-2004 04:30 PM
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How did you manage to understand your teamates? Do you speak Guarani?
Pila 02-06-2004 04:34 PM
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Originally posted by Freddie
Back in college I dated the daughter to the Paraguayan Ambassador to the US. I took a trip down there with her and her family. The big deal was that the national airline bought a new (used) plane and this was the inaugural flight from Miami to Ausuncion. I guess with all the years the statute of limitations on being a good guest has run out, so let me say, that was one junk-ass DC-8 circa 1965 or whatever it was.
I had such a roaring good time on the trip that her Hitleresque mom decided I should pack it up and split back to los Estados Unidos after one week instead of the scheduled two. She knew my goal was to deflower her sweet little sheltered daughter. Score Mom-1 Fred-0. I got to play in a game in the city league though, they put me in the lineup on a team of national policemen.
Fess up, yer CIA!
Pila 02-06-2004 04:35 PM
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Originally posted by RedEagle
My thread is based on fact, and synonymous with the themes of this forum.
Just cause you can't find the humour of naming a plane Eusebio, doesn't mean others can't.
That is all.
I am torry!
RedEagle 02-06-2004 04:38 PM
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Ohtay!
On a side note: I believe Freddie was a cocaine smuggler for Pablo Escobar via Paraguay.
Humbird 02-06-2004 04:39 PM
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if a Portuguese marries a Paraguayan, is the offspring Paraguese?
RedEagle 02-06-2004 04:41 PM
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That's certainly better than Portuguayan....
Freddie 02-06-2004 04:43 PM
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Originally posted by Loco
How did you manage to understand your teamates? Do you speak Guarani?
Soccer, the international language Loco! But I did learn to say "you are a beautiful girl" in Guarani.
It was like being in a movie Pila. I was travelling around with the top of the food chain in that society. I could see the intense poverty on one end and plundered wealth on the other and even though I'm not a political guy it made me sick. Got to meet the US Ambassador at his residence there. Went to this one rich kid party that was out of control. Gigantic mansion compound, huge garage with dozens of cars, Ferraris, Porsches, Benzes. Drunken skinny dipping mega-wealthy spoiled Latin chicks running around. I had to lay off cause I was with my girlfriend and her chastity belt. She took me to her Catholic all-girls school. There I was in the courtyard, buff and tan 6' 3" American college jock when 100s of chicks came out for lunchtime. That was an intense vibe.
Freddie 02-06-2004 04:44 PM
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Originally posted by Humbird
if a Portuguese marries a Paraguayan, is the offspring Paraguese?
If a Hungarian marries a Puerto Rican then you get a Hungarican
Pila 02-06-2004 04:46 PM
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Originally posted by Humbird
if a Portuguese marries a Paraguayan, is the offspring Paraguese?
They're Portugayan.
Pila 02-06-2004 04:48 PM
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Originally posted by Freddie
Soccer, the international language Loco! But I did learn to say "you are a beautiful girl" in Guarani.
It was like being in a movie Pila. I was travelling around with the top of the food chain in that society. I could see the intense poverty on one end and plundered wealth on the other and even though I'm not a political guy it made me sick. Got to meet the US Ambassador at his residence there. Went to this one rich kid party that was out of control. Gigantic mansion compound, huge garage with dozens of cars, Ferraris, Porsches, Benzes. Drunken skinny dipping mega-wealthy spoiled Latin chicks running around. I had to lay off cause I was with my girlfriend and her chastity belt. She took me to her Catholic all-girls school. There I was in the courtyard, buff and tan 6' 3" American college jock when 100s of chicks came out for lunchtime. That was an intense vibe.
Holy shit! What a porno that would make!
How much do you want for that story, Freddie?
Humbird 02-06-2004 04:49 PM
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Originally posted by Freddie
Soccer, the international language Loco! But I did learn to say "you are a beautiful girl" in Guarani.
It was like being in a movie Pila. I was travelling around with the top of the food chain in that society. I could see the intense poverty on one end and plundered wealth on the other and even though I'm not a political guy it made me sick. Got to meet the US Ambassador at his residence there. Went to this one rich kid party that was out of control. Gigantic mansion compound, huge garage with dozens of cars, Ferraris, Porsches, Benzes. Drunken skinny dipping mega-wealthy spoiled Latin chicks running around. I had to lay off cause I was with my girlfriend and her chastity belt. She took me to her Catholic all-girls school. There I was in the courtyard, buff and tan 6' 3" American college jock when 100s of chicks came out for lunchtime. That was an intense vibe.
Sounds like you need to write a book, Freddie!
Freddie 02-06-2004 04:53 PM
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.... in addition, her dad the ambassador had this murderous looking Croation bodyguard, and it was apparent that he was also tasked to make sure my hands stayed off the honey's bootie. We went by light plane to the Iguacu waterfalls at the Argentina/Brazil border. Had this lunch and then I got her to come and take a walk down this winding path through this beautiful, lush tropical vegetation. Stopped at a little spot on the path and started necking with her when I got that feeling you get when you are being watched, I looked over her shoulder and there was The Assasin, smiling at me from behind a palm tree. Fucker followed us.
I was actually glad to get wheels up out of there early.
Loco 02-06-2004 04:55 PM
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*Ahem* Excuse me while I get back on topic, but I think this is Eusebio's plane.
Pila 02-06-2004 04:57 PM
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Hehehe:D That's how people disappear from the face of the earth. Good instincts, Freddie.
Humbird 02-06-2004 04:57 PM
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Sorry Red, but Freddie's stories are much more interesting than a plane named after Eusebio.
Really! I'm sorry about this, but that's the way I honestly feel. I want to open my feelings to you Red and not hold anything back because I think that's the way relationships should be, don't you. I mean if we don't have complete honesty about the quality of these threads, what do we have? Think about it.
hmmmmmmmm maybe I should take my medication.......
Pila 02-06-2004 04:59 PM
________________________________________That's the one, Loco!
Flo 02-06-2004 05:09 PM
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Originally posted by Humbird
Really! I'm sorry about this, but that's the way I honestly feel. I want to open my feelings to you Red and not hold anything back because I think that's the way relationships should be, don't you. I mean if we don't have complete honesty about the quality of these threads, what do we have? Think about it.
Can the love affair you two are having being communicated via PM as opposed to this thread?
Thank You.
Pila 02-06-2004 05:25 PM
________________________________________Why would you want that?
Flo 02-06-2004 05:30 PM
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Originally posted by Pila
Why would you want that?
Just wanted to make sure we sticking to the topic of this thread which was 100+ Catholic Latino girls out for lunch or I mean Eusebio's plane..... :zany:
Pila 02-06-2004 05:46 PM
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Oh, yeah - that's right! Thanks for the reminder.
F1Soccer-Por. 02-06-2004 08:54 PM
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Originally posted by Loco
He's pulling an F1, obviously.
Dude are you facinated with me or something? I haven't seen one post from you without you saying something about me. And the sad part is, I still have NO FUCKING CLUE who you are.
Tinto 02-07-2004 11:39 AM
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I still have NO FUCKING CLUE
a subconcious effort at honesty.
F1Soccer-Por. 02-08-2004 11:01 AM
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Originally posted by Tinto
a subconcious effort at honesty.
A piss effort at humor.
Tinto 02-08-2004 01:11 PM
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I never make an effort to be funny where you're concerned. Reporting the straight facts is usually hilarious enough.
Loco 05-11-2005 03:07 PM
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Bump.
Freddie never told us the story how he finally got to nail that spoled brat.
He never told us about the Catholic girls during lunch either.
Loco 07-21-2010 05:31 PM
________________________________________... oops
Pila 07-22-2010 01:16 AM
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Man, what thread. We don't threads like these no mo.
